Of course I also don’t need to diet because I am as handsome as I can be already.
Monthly Archive: January 2009
Jan
15
Jan
14
The best non-chocolate present ever!
Clair made me a special calendar because none of those available were good enough! I feel I should share this work of art with you all. This image is of the front cover – Lottie and Lexie (two of my favorite minions) drew me crowns (because as previously mentioned I rule) and chocolate. You can …
Jan
09
I’m King of the Castle…
and you’re the dirty wee rascal!
Jan
05
Calvin inspired Snowmen Tree Decorations
My Granddad was a big fan of the comic strip ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ by Bill Watterson and the snowmen strips – where Calvin builds various snowmen – were always favourites (see above). Calvin remains part of our family festivities. Perhaps most memorably a number of years ago my sister and my Dad decorated the Christmas …
Jan
03
Triumphant
I consented to allow my minions to play me at one of their simple games. Being the ever generous monarch I am I allowed them a few pieces of “pie” before I rallied home in my triumphant march to the the centre using my giant intellect. I demolished all before me displaying my immense knowledge …
Jan
01
Crown Jewels
My many minions have been commissioned to produce works of art to celebrate me, King Dumbledore. I have inspected this first offering showing a plethora of crowns representing my majesty and dominance over many kingdoms. I approve thoughrally, especially the preponderance of jewels bedecking each crown. Yes, that is appropriate. Your majestic overlord, King Dumbledore

